Give me a f&%@*#g break!

Gotta protect the Great Leader's reputation as a warrior-king at all costs. Otherwise, the rabble might start getting peeved about him sending their children off to die for his hard-on war.

And thank God they're applying the same scrupulous standards to stories about our Deserter-...I mean, Commander-In-Chief that they're applying to the stories the Rethugs are feeding them about our Social Security "crisis."