Mark and Barb Go to the Movies

Sahara (dir. Breck Eisner) This is another of those movies I wish they'd waited until summer to release. Exotic locations, cute stars, multiple cliffhangers, camels and colorful furriners--'til Spielberg finally gets around to another Indy Jones (by which time Harrison Ford's glower will have hardened into permanent rictus), this one'll do just fine. I mean, any movie where Matthew McConaughey just barely annoys me has to be doing something right. Mark's review (stupid points): ???