Great Leader's Faithful Lieutenants Discuss His Masterful Strategy for Achieving Political Domination

"You've just defeated your opponent, and, you know, you take a 3-iron to the beehive. You go out there and whack the beehive, and you wonder why all these bees are buzzing around your head. And not only do you whack the beehive, but then you don't do anything [more] for two months."

Sen. Rick "Man on Dog" Santorum (R-PA) on President Bush's post-electoral strategy on Social Security