Mark Goes to the Movies

Ultraviolet (dir. Kurt Wimmer) This is the kind of sci-fi movie that has blue- or red-screen shots where it looks like they ran out of money before they actually added backgrounds, computer graphics that make Wolfenstein 3D look like Revenge of the Sith, and Milla Jovovich in a Real Bad Mood. At the repertory cinema in Hell, this movie is playing in an endless double-bill loop with Judge Dredd. Mark's rating (stupid points): ??