Interactive audio toy of the week

Do you suppose the crazy Dutch people who put this together knew of the play on words (in my home region, no less)?

Anyway, big ups to Amy Denio's site for the pointer. Come to think of it, big ups to Amy herself, 'cause she's been on some next (and beautiful) musical shit for going on 25 (?) years now.

Annals of Capitalism 5

Yup, free market's a complete meritocracy. No executive gets paid more than the fellow CEOs on their corporations' boards think they're worth!

Ha! Ha! Veep So Funny!

"It's probably the first time the Secret Service ever had to worry about a protectee shooting someone else instead of being shot at."

- Vice President Dick Cheney, joking about this incident

Animal Cruelty

Good lord, where would we be without Defamer??? No damn where, that's for sure.

Weapons System of the Month

And they're immune to Raid and Black Flag, I'll bet.

Great Leader's Brave Supporters Look to Their Roots

"I will continue to look to our founding fathers, who pursued their vision with integrity and perseverance, to discern the best course of action for the state of Florida and our nation."

- Rep. Katherine Harris (R-FL), former Florida Secretary of State and candidate for U. S. Senate

Mark Goes to the Movies

Ultraviolet (dir. Kurt Wimmer) This is the kind of sci-fi movie that has blue- or red-screen shots where it looks like they ran out of money before they actually added backgrounds, computer graphics that make Wolfenstein 3D look like Revenge of the Sith, and Milla Jovovich in a Real Bad Mood. At the repertory cinema in Hell, this movie is playing in an endless double-bill loop with Judge Dredd. Mark's rating (stupid points): ??

John McCain, Independent Man of Principle

"Am I bending over far enough? Are you sure you'll be able to fit inside me comfortably?"

Great Leader's Lieutenants Work Tirelessly To Serve the People, Who Love Them 4

Because we know He selects only men of great virtue, whose sole life mission is to practice and manifest this virtue and fight immorality every day.

Great Leader's Consigliere Takes a Hard Line Against Torture

Ha! Ha! Just fuckin' with ya.

We do not transport anyone to a country if we believe it more likely than not that the individual will be tortured.

- Attorney General Alberto "Can't Be War Crimes If Americans Commit Them" Gonzalez